All about durian

My family and I went to Bentong, Pahang today just to enjoy the "smells like hell but taste's like heaven". Its yummy but expensive. We spent RM888 for two baskets of durians. Since its a durian season, I decided to upload some Durian Jokes. LOLz - Laughing Out Loudz!

Singaporean

Ah Beng was on a motorbike with Ah Lian after a durian shopping trip. Ah Lian was holding on to 2 big bags of durians when they rode over a hump, Ah Beng heard a loud bang. He asked Ah Lian: 'Lewlian wu kalau boh?(durians got dropped or not?).' Ah Lian shouted: 'boh kalau lah!', so Ah Beng continued with his journey. When they reached home, Ah Beng got down from his motobike and was shocked to see that Ah Lian was not wearing a helmet. He asked Ah Lian: 'Where is your helmet?' Ah Lian was very angry and replied: 'Just now I already told you 'boh kalau' (helmet drop)!'

Malaysian

Legend has it that George Washington, America's first president, chopped down a cherry tree in his youth. George gives the tree a good swing and chops it down with an axe . His father sees the damaged tree and asks his son if he knows who did the deed. George is quoted bravely admitting the truth :-

'I can't tell a lie, Pa; you know I can't tella lie. I did cut it with my axe.'

Pak Lxx - I did not cut down the tree, I was just taking a nap underneath it.

Nxjxb - I swear that I have never MET that tree.

Ahmxd Sxxd - I chopped it because cherry trees are more expensive to maintain than durian trees.

Chinese

A bowling ball, a coconut, and a durian all fall down and hit your head. Which one hurts the most? Answer: Your head!

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