Engineering works anywhere

A Quality Engineer married a girl. After 3 years of having tough life with her, he finally wrote a note to his father-in-law "Your Product Does Not Meet My Requirements". The smart father-in-law replied "Warranty Expired, Manufacturer is Not Responsible". Lolz - Laughing Out Loudz

April Fools' Day!

Today is April Fools' Day. I have not been celebrating April Fools’ Day since secondary school but today I received a prank sms from one of my friend "You have 68 missed call from +012xxxxxxx since 2.40 pm 01.04.09". I was shocked when I saw the sms as I thought that there’s some problem with my handphone. After a while I realized that sms was from my friend and not from the telco. Lolz – Laughing Out Loudz

I would like to share an April Fools' Day Jokes I found

The maple syrup's full of ants.
A mouse is creeping on the shelf.
Is that a spider on your back?
I ate the whole pie by myself.
The kitchen sink just overflowed.
A flash flood washed away the school.
I threw your blanket in the trash.
I never lie----I---
APRIL FOOL!

- Myra Cohn Livingston

Swimming, my favourite hobby

Swimming is one of my favourite hobby. I was thrown to the swimming pool by my dad when I was young to learn swimming. My dad is so cruel? No, of coz he's not. I'm okay with it and now, I can swim though not like a pro. Although you can swim but please make sure there's water in the pool before you jump. Lolz - Laughing Out Loudz!

Wanton Mee

Wish I can have a plate of “wanton mee” this afternoon. My dad once told me and my sister a joke about wanton mee. - LOLz - Laugh Out Loudz!

Cook : Sir, Can I help you?
Customer: Yes. What is the food that the girl is having over there?
Cook : “Wanton mee”, sir.
Customer : Ooo... How much is a plate of “wanton mee”?
Cook : RM4.00, sir.
Customer : Ooo... How much is the soup, then?
Cook : Ooo... Its free, sir.
Customer : Ic.. Please order me a bowl of soup. Thanks.
Cook : $#^&(*&^%$#$%^&*

Wedding Cake

Wedding cake has becoming a must in Malaysia on wedding banquet. However, most of the restaurants and hotels in Malaysia prepare “dummy wedding cake” or even “fake wedding cake”. Some of the disadvantages of having a “dummy or fake wedding cake” that I can think of are such as:-

• Very dusty (I don’t like it as I’m very sensitive to dust);
• Can't put into our mouth (Friends and relatives might be waiting for the cake to be served); and
• Cut by thousand of couples already (hehehe... okies, I exaggerated).
  

So I decided to have my personalised wedding cake on my wedding banquet. Last Friday, my friend and I met Su from “Delectable” to discuss my wedding cake. I’m so impressed with her design. She can make anything you can think of. She’s very creative. She’s nice. She’s... Please visit her website at "delectable" to know more about her and her cake. I was wondering if there’s any joke in relation to wedding cake after meeting her. Surprisingly, there are jokes in relation to cakes. LOLz – Laughing Out Loudz

Baker

There is a bakery shop down the road whereby the shop baker can make any cakes requested by her customers.

Customer A : Can you make a birthday cake for my husband, he's a dentist?
Baker : Sure!
This is how the cake looks like.










Customer B : Can you make a birthday cake for my wife, she's a doctor?
Baker : Sure!
Once again the shop baker agreed and produced a cake. This is how the cake looks like.









Another customer began to leave the shop. The baker managed stopped and asked "Can I help you?". The lady turned to the baker and said "no, I don't think so, my is a gynaecologist".

Birthday Cake Message

Andy went to a bakery to arrange a birthday cake for his wife's birthday party. The baker asked him what message he wanted to put on the cake. He think for a while and told the baker "Let’s put, (You are not getting older, you are getting better)". The baker asked “How do you wish me to arrange the message?” Andy said "Put (You are not getting older), at the top and (You are getting better) at the bottom. The fun didn’t kickoff until the cake was opened in the party and the message decorated on the cake:

“You are not getting older at the top; you are getting better at the bottom”.

Wedding Cake

The food that we put into our mouth can killed most of us. Red meat may increased the bowel cancer. Fast food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets caused obesity and even drinking water. None of us realizes the long- term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have, or will, eat it.

Question : What food that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?

Answer : Wedding Cake!